Space Weirdos Battle Report – Big Trouble at the Docks

In a gripping 125-point skirmish, the fate of two worlds hung in the balance as an aged Jack Burton reunited with the timeless Egg Shen, rekindling their partnership from their days of big trouble in Chinatown, in order to investigate a disturbance at the San Francisco docks.

On one side were the champions of good: Old Man Jack, Wang and Miao Yin's three adult children, and the enigmatic Chinese Wild Man - the squad was of course led by the mystical wizard Egg Shen. They faced off against the malevolent alliance of Shattered Glass Optimus Prime and his formidable evil robot Necrons. The dock-themed terrain added a layer of complexity, with shipping containers providing cover and strategic vantage points.

As the robots cast sinister shadows over the docks, explosions and clashes reverberated through the night, blending with the eerie hum of technology. The hopeful atmosphere turned somber as the forces of good started to crumble under the relentless onslaught of Necron ranged weaponry.

Suddenly, Jack Burton seized the opportunity to ascend a towering shipping container, unleashing a barrage of attacks with his TEC-9 that momentarily turned the tide in favor of the heroes.

However, the unexpected struck when a Necron sharpshooter shot Jack down from his perch, dimming the glow of his victory and revealing the vulnerability behind even the sharpest reflexes.

In a desperate attempt to reverse the tables, Egg Shen engaged in a psychic battle against the malevolent Optimus Prime. The clash between ancient mysticism and futuristic technology created a surreal spectacle, but despite Egg's valiant efforts, evil Optimus Prime emerged victorious, overpowering Egg's psychic attack. Egg Shen's fate soon took a dark turn as he succumbed to a relentless onslaught of Necron gunfire.

The Chinese Wild Man's last attempts to turn the tide were futile, as a Necron mercilessly shot him down as he emerged from the shadows.

The docks, once a battleground, now stood silent, a testament to the triumph of malevolence over heroism, as the combined might of Optimus Prime and the Necrons proved victorious.